Synthetic DNA contamination in Australian blood samples

We're going to need to invent new blood purifying machines to clean up this mess...

Unexpectedly, analysis of Australian blood samples has validated findings of synthetic DNA contamination from the Pfizer and Moderna Covid-19 (non) vaccines.

as reported in the February 2023 paper by Ryan et al .. a study conducted in South Australia (SA) initially enrolled 146 participants, with 102 completing the study after 44 withdrew.